xpulp:

When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids

Every girl reaches that point where their ass starts bustin holes in their pants

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

Got Your Money f. Kelis
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Nigga Please
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